When Metal was still dangerous and scary to christians. OK, I was 8 years old when this was filmed, but it still seems cooler than now.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Show
There are rumors that these guys are no longer going to play Death Metal in a vegan bakery.![]() |
| Horde of Worms |
Even if Horde of Worms aren't playing, this whole show looks pretty oldschool and true. Some creatures are definitely going to lurch out of the abyss for this one.
Monday, December 26, 2011
I'm speechless
I'm still trying to digest what I just watched.
Fuckin Europe. Holy shit.
This guy is living my dream life. Fuck me.I'm gonna go blow my brains out now.
George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher, Death Metal hero
"We're always gonna be Death Metal, we're always gonna be proud to be called Death Metal, we're not gonna shy away from that terminology. We're a Death Metal band and we sing what we sing about, it's no compromise, I'm not gonna apologize for it and if you don't understand it - go fuck yourself."
- George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
(Vocalist - Cannibal Corpse, Paths of Possession, ex - Monstrosity)
Chris who?
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Happy Satanic Ice Ritual
Best present ever: not being born in Siberia, where a large population of young people end up doing a drug that makes crack or meth look like a trip to Disney World. It is to heroin what bathtub moonshine is to Zima. It's called Krokodil (because users skin turns green and scaly like a crocodile) and it makes your flesh rot away. Let's hope this catches on with heroin obsessed American Black Metal bands.Warning: extremely goregrind and dark. Peep it:
In other sad news, the Vatican condemned attacks on churches during christmas services by Islamist extremists in Nigeria today. I guess the pope is still on the fence about the whole child molesting thing, but at least he has his mind made up when you start killing people who are his main source of revenue. Not to make light of this tragedy, but this officially means black people are better at Black Metal than white people - all results/ no music.
Best Smith family Christmas day dinner quote:
"The best Black Metal band in the world today is this band, ""Revenge", from Canada".
- Adam Rotella
You be the judge...
Merry reverse hymen christ burst to all and to all a good night.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
It's goin down
Sunday, December 18, 2011
"Morals like frozen piss" is a line from a Thought Industry song
While editing that last post, I stumbled across this - a new Biolich guitar cover on youtube - posted just earlier this month. Brought back memories of when we wrote that song in Andrews basement. For the record, I came up with the little guitar/bass/drum/vox pass-off routine between 1:04 - 1:10 - I'm all about teamwork, bro. The birds at the end of the song during the fadeout were completely accidental, I swear. We recorded the drums in a friends basement and he left the window open. We couldn't have pulled that off if we tried. One more thing, I have NEVER performed clean vocals on any recording for any band, ever - it's not me, I swear. Anyway, nice job, dude, I'm glad someone got something out of all the shit we went through.
And here is the original "Morals..." guitar cover by the guitarist of Level Above Human. Ironically, Kylesa was one of Dan Olivencias favorite bands around the Biolich era. Level Above Human sent me their EP a few years ago and it never left my car. As a matter of fact I was just playing it last night for Adam Rotella and he remarked that it reminded him of Damnable from Poland. Certainly a fitting comparison in terms of over the top guttural vocals and powerhouse, wall of sound death metal. L.A.H. are a modern beast all to themselves, though, and push the barriers of this style with jazz and electronic music excursions to break up the breakneck gravy gurgles that might bring to mind a certain shitty band of NY wierdos that broke up forever in 2006.Here they are keeping it sick and displaying awesome hair in their Gothenburg rehearsal spot. Apparently somebody says something funny in Swedish at the end of the video.
All bullshit aside, you creepy Biolich fans that keep coming out of the woodwork are the reason I'm still doing this and singing for Artificial Brain instead of selling my microphone and impregnating a woman who has good credit. One of you freaks even made this:
I obviously know who it is, and so will Andrew and Dan. There was only one Biolich fan so meticulous and precise as to know the inner workings of the band good enough to get this so right. You marvelous bastard. Well, Biolich is definitely dead forever, boys. And for the record, I still do not condone the unofficial leak of "Sparrows and Wheel barrows". If you rock that shit I don't want to know about it.
"May those hollow sockets never find eyes to see the beast that stands in it's place"
-Biolich, " Time Kills Everything"
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